Florida man Terry Leon Simmons, wearing a ‘COKE’ t-shirt, sold 4 crack cocaine rocks for $40 outside a Fort Pierce store, then was arrested at home. Police found marijuana and possible ecstasy, charging him with two felonies. “Irony in plain view,” cops noted.

Simmons, 53, just released from a 3-year sentence, was booked at St. Lucie County jail after selling crack in a soda-branded shirt. Police cited his “blue shirt with red lettering” and $40 in hand. Repeat convictions stretch back to 1990s—irony, meet Florida man.

Officers found marijuana “in plain view” and “what appeared to be” ecstasy by his bed.