Florida Man Confused Over Stolen Marijuana: 'We Were Parked!'

A Florida man expressed utter confusion after being arrested for stealing marijuana, insisting, “We were parked!”—as if stationary crime doesn’t count. The incident adds another chapter to Florida’s rich tapestry of logic-defying felonies, where the laws of motion apparently apply to theft now.
In Florida's ever-bizarre legal landscape, one man took audacity to new heights by marching into the Putnam County Sheriff's Office to report his 91 stolen marijuana plants—only to be promptly arrested for cultivating them illegally. ([nbcmiami.com](https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-man-who-complained-to-deputies-about-stolen-marijuana-arrested/107547/?utm_source=openai)) It seems in the Sunshine State, even self-reported weed thefts can lead straight to jail.