Florida Man Edmond Clermont, 63, was arrested naked with a penis pump at an Ocala RaceTrac gas station on May 26. Witnesses reported him by the semi-truck pumps, while police reviewed footage of him wiping down his vehicle unclothed. Clermont insisted, “I did nothing wrong,” after officers found his clear and black device and open Budweiser.

Clermont, from Morriston, claimed he was waiting for an “unknown woman” for sex, explaining to police that he just “wanted to have sexual intercourse” at the gas station. The pickup truck chase ended a mile away, with officers recovering several bottles of alcohol and the infamous device. Clermont’s surreal pit stop leaves Ocala’s RaceTrac forever changed.

A clear and black penis pump, open Budweiser, and several unopened bottles were found in Clermont’s truck.