This decision, unveiled during a speech at Fort Bragg, comes ahead of the Army's 250th anniversary parade. Trump emphasized tradition, expressing, 'I’m very superstitious. We want to keep it going.' Critics argue the move revives divisive symbols.

Legislation orders Louisiana’s environmental agency to track chemtrail complaints and send them to the Air National Guard. The bill, stripped of penalties, leaves agencies squinting skyward, as 58 lawmakers agree: “At least once a week—from my house to the Capitol.” Watch for airborne nanochemicals on the commute.

Confusion rippled through the historic cathedral as raw chickens in diapers took center stage, stunning both dignitaries and clergy. The performance left officials apologizing for the odd poultry twist, while guests struggled to process the feather-free choreography.

The proposal involves sending living bacteria across 790 million miles to test survival in Enceladus’s frozen plumes. Critics call this “cosmic contamination,” while some researchers compare it to gardening on interstellar ice. The result: Saturn’s moon may soon host Earth’s tiniest invaders.

After Dobbs, Texas officers wield Flock’s ALPR tech—spanning 6,809 networks—to pursue abortion suspects even in legal states. Friends’ tips can spark a nationwide manhunt, all logged with chillingly blunt reasons like “had an abortion.” Privacy now feels like a relic of the past.

Declared dead after four days on a ventilator, Brar's pulse returned after the ambulance hit a pothole near Dhand village. SEO terms like 'pothole miracle' and 'Karnal hospital' trend as mourners switch from grief to feasting, tent still standing, wood stacked unused.

After hours of combing the woods with 30 searchers, the man realized he was the target when his name echoed through the trees. This accidental self-rescue highlights the surreal risks of heavy drinking and the dedication of rural rescue teams. “I’m here!” he finally declared, baffling everyone.

Pardoe recounted, 'I turn round and sure enough a seagull's got its beak in my coffee... next minute the bird picks up the coffee cup by its handle and takes off across the harbour with it.' This event adds to the growing list of seagull thefts, including incidents where birds have stolen wallets and even food directly from people's mouths.

Despite the vast sum stolen, Oliver has been ordered to repay just £7,612, to be divided among three victims who suffered the largest losses. This paltry restitution highlights the challenges in recovering funds from fraudulent schemes. As one victim lamented, 'Not all monies were able to be recovered, meaning not all victims are able to be compensated.'

Producers hope this American dream contest will turn paperwork into spectacle, as DHS fields show pitches ranging from ICE docs to white-collar crime. High-stakes green card drama could soon land on reality TV, where winning means paperwork, confetti, and a passport parade.