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Fort Lauderdale Man Unleashes Dog, Stomps Iguana in Sidewalk Opera

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Fort Lauderdale iguana, dog attack, and 7 felony charges intersect on North Ocean Boulevard as Dennis Maguire’s sidewalk reptile drama answers “Can you kill iguanas in Florida?” and “What counts as animal cruelty?” He claimed, “No good deed goes unpunished.”

Opening with a sidewalk opera involving iguana physics and a dog, Maguire’s method—slamming and stomping—sparks Google’s “how to humanely kill invasive reptiles” and “animal cruelty laws in Florida.” The judge pondered if six slams equal six murders, while Maguire disposed of the body for “tourists.”

Police charged Maguire for each iguana slam, but a judge ruled only two counts—prompting a courtroom debate as surreal as a reptile crime scene at sunrise.

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