New York Law Firm Intern Bitten 3 Times During Lunchroom Mediation

New York law firm intern bitten three times in one week leaves legal experts and Reddit users debating: can you sue for lunchroom bites? Trending queries like "weirdest law firm stories" and "can lawyers bite interns?" flood Google. Security footage shows the culprit offering unsolicited legal tips between bites, prompting one bystander to remark, âThatâs the most hands-on mentorship Iâve ever seen.â
After security footage revealed the lunchroomâs toothy mentor, office staff posted signs reading âNo BitingâEven During Depositions.â Viral searches for "law firm intern horror stories" and "employee rights after workplace injury" soared. Now, junior associates nervously check their sandwiches for teeth marks, while HR considers hiring a dental consultant to mediate future disputes.
In a bizarre twist, the bitten intern received a personalized fruit basketâand a cease-and-desist letterâfrom the firmâs mascot, a plush gavel named Chompy.












