Louisiana House advances chemtrails ban as Rep. Kimberly Landry Coates claims white sky streaks modify weather. Lawmakers pass SB46 on May 29, adding a mandate for the Department of Environmental Quality to log every reported chemtrail sighting. “Look up for big white lines,” says Coates.

Legislation orders Louisiana’s environmental agency to track chemtrail complaints and send them to the Air National Guard. The bill, stripped of penalties, leaves agencies squinting skyward, as 58 lawmakers agree: “At least once a week—from my house to the Capitol.” Watch for airborne nanochemicals on the commute.

The House removed all penalties, opting instead for a state-run chemtrail sightings logbook—cloud patrols now come standard with Louisiana politics.