Britain’s Most Tattooed Man Outwits Age Bots, Denied Adult Access

Britain’s most tattooed man, the flamboyantly named King Of Ink Land King Body Art The Extreme Ink-Ite, has spent 1,600 needle hours only to be denied UK adult site access by AI age checks mistaking his face for a mask. Trending queries—'Do tattoos affect facial recognition?' and 'Why are UK porn sites asking for ID?'—now collide as he tells his MP, “It keeps asking me to remove my face. I can’t just do a Nicholas Cage or John Travolta like in Face Off.”
After AI flagged his tattooed visage as a 'mask', King Of Ink Land’s webcam site plans were derailed, sparking new searches: 'Can facial tattoos block age verification?' and 'How do I pass age checks with tattoos?' He’s now considering VPN escapades, and dryly quips, “This is who I am; Why is it trying to change me?” Imagine a biometric system imploring a living canvas to perform a Hollywood face-swap just to watch adult content.
Since July 25, every UK porn site’s AI demands a selfie, but King’s full-face tattoos have left him locked out—1,600 hours of ink now block more than just stares, they trigger digital suspicion.