Mumbai Man Sues Parents for Birth, Demands Lifetime Allowance, Beard Disguise

Mumbai’s Raphael Samuel, 27, sues his lawyer parents for birthing him without consent, arguing life’s imposed suffering merits a lifelong allowance—while he sports a theatrical fake beard and eye mask. Trending queries like “Can you sue your parents for being born?” and “What is anti-natalism?” collide with Samuel’s campaign. His mother, Kavita, replies, “If Raphael could explain how I could have sought his consent, I’ll accept my fault.”
Samuel’s faux-bearded protest and legal gambit draw global searchers asking, “Is suing your parents possible?” and “What happens if you win?” The anti-natalist crusader’s breakfast bombshell led his mother—also a lawyer—to promise courtroom annihilation: “Don’t expect me to go easy on you. I will destroy you in court.” The family’s daily life now resembles a legal-themed circus, complete with existential posters.
Despite searching for a lawyer willing to file his case, Samuel admits, “No judge would hear it,” yet persists, convinced that a world without humans—and with more bearded Facebook pages—would be far happier.