An office worker has managed to make millions simply by looking busy around the clock—without actually working much at all. While their paycheck soared, the emotional toll of faking productivity 24/7 is leaving this accidental corporate actor truly devastated. It’s the ultimate guide to workplace weirdness.

Intriguingly, the tale of the office worker who rakes in millions by mastering the art of doing absolutely nothing proves that illusion can trump effort in today’s corporate labyrinth. Even as their millions pile up, the existential toll exposes a hollow victory—proof that office-worker glory, when earned by doing absolutely nothing, still comes at a cost no bonus can erase.