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Zelenskyy’s $79M Suit Gamble: Polymarket Debates NATO Sneakers Showdown

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Zelenskyy’s $79 million Polymarket suit bet sends crypto traders into a NATO-fueled existential crisis: did a dark jacket, pants, and trainers in the Netherlands count? Searches like "Did Zelenskyy wear a suit?" and "Polymarket dispute payout" spike as millions hinge on his outfit, with Derek Guy declaring, "The jacket and pants were made from the same cloth."

While suit purists dissect cloth samples, Polymarket’s ruling—twice challenged—leaves $79 million frozen, fueling SEO surges for "crypto bet payout delays" and "Zelenskyy suit controversy." One trader notes, "Never have trainers decided the fate of so many crypto wallets," as Zelenskyy’s sartorial ambiguity turns NATO’s halls into a fashion tribunal.

On June 24, Zelenskyy’s dark trainers at a NATO meeting in the Netherlands left nearly $79 million in limbo, as Polymarket investors scrutinized each pant seam like UN weapons inspectors.

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