Fish On Anxiety Medication: Salmon Now Taking More Risks Than Ever

Salmon exposed to anxiety meds start taking more risks—scientists now questioning if fish need therapy or just better water filters.
Salmon exposed to anxiety meds start taking more risks—scientists now questioning if fish need therapy or just better water filters.
Florida man shoots himself to impress coworker—courtship now includes firearms and zero common sense.
Air India crew turns empty business class into nap zone—sky-high service meets sky-high snoozing.
Waterloo students trapped by territorial geese—campus life now includes pop quizzes and surprise bird standoffs.
Judge halts deportation over stress concerns—turns out immigration law now comes with a mental health clause and a plot twist.
Florida man arrested after snot rocket sparks domestic dispute—bodily functions officially join the list of criminal offenses.
Boston parking spot listed for $750K—real estate dreams now come with four wheels and zero square footage.
Cholera found in holy water across Europe—faith meets gastrointestinal adventure in the latest unholy wellness twist.
DHS tells immigration attorney to leave the U.S.—irony officially reaches paperwork-induced peak.
UP Police mistakenly chase judge instead of suspect—law enforcement adds “plot twist” to standard procedure.
Tech CEO’s ‘AI’ app revealed as call center scam—artificial intelligence meets artificially intelligent staffing.
Silicon Valley crosswalk button hacked to mimic Musk and Zuckerberg—pedestrian safety now comes with a side of tech ego.
Florida man hurls pee bottles at business after interview snub—career advice now includes staying hydrated and unhinged.
Get ready, LA! A new sport is hitting the scene that’s sure to leave you racing to the finish line — literally.
Florida woman busted for selling human bones in her curio shop—retail therapy takes a dark turn into the anatomical.
An assistant principal in Florida has taken ‘hands-on’ learning to a new level, as she allegedly made a student rub her feet while sweet-talking him. This might break new ground in inappropriate behavior!
Alabama officials sued for alleged inmate organ harvesting—true crime and dystopia merge in the Deep South's darkest subplot yet.
Congress votes to cut funding to the Taliban—bureaucracy finally catches up with irony in foreign policy’s longest-running whoopsie.
Florida man baffled after weed stolen from parked car—apparently, "parked" doesn’t mean "safe from crime."