Inventor Brian Donnelly secured a patent for birthday cake spit shields, offering six designs to protect cakes from celebratory slobber. These spit shields let you blow out candles without sharing germs, forever changing germaphobe birthday parties everywhere. Patent for birthday cake spit shields now exists.
Japan’s culinary scene takes another wild twist with ice cream parfaits topped with hot fried chicken and shrimp. Forget your fruit and whipped cream—Osaka’s Karafuneya Cafe dares your palate to suspend disbelief and dietary logic.
A Michigan man’s paranoia hits peak levels when police try to return his forgotten $5,000, but he’s convinced it’s just another phone scam. Turns out, sometimes lost cash really is just lost cash.
You thought your junk drawer was messy? An Iowa museum owner’s 38,162-spoon collection just ladled out a new Guinness World Record. Step aside, soup; the ultimate collector has stirred up some serious cutlery competition.
Fairfield’s annual carnival was derailed by clouds of 'fart spray,' sending crowds stampeding and noses wrinkling in olfactory disbelief. The chaos proves that, in 2025, flatulence-based pranks remain undefeated.
When your speedboat pirouettes at 200 mph and you still clinch first place, Arizona lakes officially become the new Monaco. Eat your heart out, Formula 1—nautical chaos reigns supreme.
Shanghai shoppers can now liquefy their gold trinkets at an ATM and watch their savings melt away—literally. This futuristic gold-melting cash machine redefines “liquid assets” and makes old VCRs look like untapped treasure chests.
A fired Disney worker hacked food menus to slip in profanities and chaos, earning himself a three-year vacation courtesy of federal prison. Turns out, the happiest place on Earth does not tolerate ‘Cheesy Shits’ with your fries.
Residents of Trang, Thailand, think Nutcha’s massive 3.8-foot dreadlock isn’t just a hair-raising sight—it’s literally haunted. Local folklore collides with flyaway follicles as “ghost hair” becomes the town’s supernatural centerpiece.
The UK’s latest nuclear project screeched to a halt after a brigade of radioactive rats decided to make it their new home. Britain’s nuclear ambitions just got upstaged by rodent squatters with a glow-in-the-dark twist.
Dubai drinkers now pay $100 for Greenlandic ice cubes in their cocktails, proving luxury knows no bounds—or logic. Greenland's new export: ancient iceberg cubes straight to your glass, climate guilt included free of charge.
Scientists have unveiled ‘olo,’ a bizarre new color invisible to the human eye until now, shaking up what we thought we knew about vision.
Florida man hurls pee bottles at business after interview snub—career advice now includes staying hydrated and unhinged.
A prank backfires spectacularly when a girlfriend turns on the prankster. Some lessons come with a bit more drama than expected!
Cult film icon John Waters assures America that not even Donald Trump can end the era of drag. The battle for sequins, wigs, and fabulousness continues—White House or not.
