When 'fart spray' wafted through the Fairfield carnival, fun and games dissolved into a pungent stampede. Carnival-goers scattered, eyes watering and dignity left behind, as the legendary fart spray chaos took over this unsuspecting Connecticut event.
Turns out the iconic ‘You Wouldn’t Steal a Car’ piracy ad may have pirated its typeface. Apparently, irony is copyright-free—and fonts are not safe from digital heists.
Japan’s culinary scene takes another wild twist with ice cream parfaits topped with hot fried chicken and shrimp. Forget your fruit and whipped cream—Osaka’s Karafuneya Cafe dares your palate to suspend disbelief and dietary logic.
A Michigan man’s paranoia hits peak levels when police try to return his forgotten $5,000, but he’s convinced it’s just another phone scam. Turns out, sometimes lost cash really is just lost cash.
You thought your junk drawer was messy? An Iowa museum owner’s 38,162-spoon collection just ladled out a new Guinness World Record. Step aside, soup; the ultimate collector has stirred up some serious cutlery competition.
Ever wished for a germ-free birthday cake? A New Yorker patented spit shields, ensuring your candles are the only things blowing guests away. Happy birthday, and pass the antibacterial frosting!
Shanghai shoppers can now liquefy their gold trinkets at an ATM and watch their savings melt away—literally. This futuristic gold-melting cash machine redefines “liquid assets” and makes old VCRs look like untapped treasure chests.
A fired Disney worker hacked food menus to slip in profanities and chaos, earning himself a three-year vacation courtesy of federal prison. Turns out, the happiest place on Earth does not tolerate ‘Cheesy Shits’ with your fries.
Residents of Trang, Thailand, think Nutcha’s massive 3.8-foot dreadlock isn’t just a hair-raising sight—it’s literally haunted. Local folklore collides with flyaway follicles as “ghost hair” becomes the town’s supernatural centerpiece.
The UK’s latest nuclear project screeched to a halt after a brigade of radioactive rats decided to make it their new home. Britain’s nuclear ambitions just got upstaged by rodent squatters with a glow-in-the-dark twist.
Dubai drinkers now pay $100 for Greenlandic ice cubes in their cocktails, proving luxury knows no bounds—or logic. Greenland's new export: ancient iceberg cubes straight to your glass, climate guilt included free of charge.
Step aside, human immigrants—the US now pleads with Mexico to hold back a wriggling invasion of screwworm parasites. Border security gets a squirmy upgrade as diplomacy meets entomology.
Yahoo, infamous for its early-2000s nostalgia and bold pivots, is gearing up to acquire Chrome if Google must part ways. Get ready for Internet Explorer déjà vu—Yahoo’s legacy meets Google’s browser in a battle for digital relevance.
In a comical twist, a town vehemently opposes a giant duck statue, raising questions about the oddities of local governance and duck culture.
