British 'Seagull Boy' soared to victory, winning the European Championship Gull Screeching for a second time in Belgium. His pitch-perfect seagull imitations have baffled judges and entertained audiences, proving seagull screeching is the oddest path to internet fame.
Ben Affleck believes his snarky DVD commentary for ‘Armageddon’ outshines every award he’s ever won. Move over, Oscars—Affleck’s true artistic peak apparently involves mocking Bruce Willis and space rocks on a bonus disc.
An uncanny Elon Musk doppelgänger insists he outshines the tech titan, despite being hounded outside a chip shop by rowdy fans. The internet can’t decide if he’s Musk 2.0 or just ‘Elon from Temu’.
This Australian spent enough on cat cosplay to actually buy a real cat (or ten), only to discover clout doesn’t come with nine lives. TikTok, meet the world’s most expensive case of buyer’s remorse.
A Mt. Fuji rescue team just unlocked a bizarre achievement: rescuing the same student twice in one day, thanks to an unbreakable smartphone addiction.
This mom dropped off her daughter for a quick babysitting gig, then ghosted for months. Babysitting rates don’t usually include surprise long-term guardianship, but apparently, some parents like to keep things interesting.
Walmart’s shelves are now home to haunted ceramic lambs, because mass-produced paranormal tchotchkes are evidently 2025’s trending home décor. Ghost stories meet rollback pricing—brace yourself for supernatural savings, one bleating figurine at a time.
Shanghai shoppers can now liquefy their gold trinkets at an ATM and watch their savings melt away—literally. This futuristic gold-melting cash machine redefines “liquid assets” and makes old VCRs look like untapped treasure chests.
A fired Disney worker hacked food menus to slip in profanities and chaos, earning himself a three-year vacation courtesy of federal prison. Turns out, the happiest place on Earth does not tolerate ‘Cheesy Shits’ with your fries.
Residents of Trang, Thailand, think Nutcha’s massive 3.8-foot dreadlock isn’t just a hair-raising sight—it’s literally haunted. Local folklore collides with flyaway follicles as “ghost hair” becomes the town’s supernatural centerpiece.
The UK’s latest nuclear project screeched to a halt after a brigade of radioactive rats decided to make it their new home. Britain’s nuclear ambitions just got upstaged by rodent squatters with a glow-in-the-dark twist.
Elon Musk’s baby name sparks controversy as he plans a high-IQ kid legion—forget the next generation, he’s building a superbrain army.
Elias Herrera’s pets aren’t your typical household animals; they’re cows! His bovine buddies help him bake and even partake in taste-testing. Who needs a dog when you have a bull to help with cupcakes?
A black bear in Connecticut decided backyard slides aren’t just for kids, giving one family a viral wildlife moment and a new appreciation for playground insurance. Sometimes, the only thing wilder than bears are their hobbies.
This mom dropped off her daughter for a quick babysitting gig, then ghosted for months. Babysitting rates don’t usually include surprise long-term guardianship, but apparently, some parents like to keep things interesting.
