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Chris Robinson’s 400m Hurdle Win Unleashes Underwear Endorsement Frenzy

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Chris Robinson, American 400m hurdles champion, unleashed a sponsorship stampede after his manhood made a surprise exit during the Golden Spike Ostrava, clocking a season-best 48.05. Top trending queries—“Why did Chris Robinson go viral?” and “Track athletes with wardrobe malfunctions”—skyrocketed as Shinesty and Krakatoa both offered Robinson a modeling deal. Shinesty’s CEO claims their underwear boasts a front pouch 47% larger than standard, promising “to keep things separated, and not slapping around.”

After Robinson’s Ostrava spectacle and Shinesty’s 47% larger pouch pitch, Krakatoa sprinted in with their own athlete-focused underwear offer. With “Did Chris Robinson accept an endorsement?” and “Which athlete had the wildest race malfunction?” now surging, the image of a world-class hurdler adjusting mid-sprint is immortalized, his record time trailed by brand deals. As CEO Alex Bortoluzzi dryly noted, “We have a special pouch in front, to keep things separated, and not slapping around.”

Despite a wardrobe rebellion in Czechia, Robinson finished a tenth off his lifetime best and earned $105,000 in prize money—plus more underwear than any Olympic village laundry room could ever process.

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