Costa Drive-Thru: Naked Lynn Man’s Coffee Run Fines Court £213

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Costa drive-thru, Lynn, saw 44-year-old Edward Excell demand coffee, completely unclothed, inspiring searches like ‘Is public nudity illegal in UK drive-thrus?’ and ‘How are fines calculated for public decency offences?’ Excell, fined £120 plus £93 in fees, told magistrates he’d simply gone swimming and forgot clothes. “I have learnt my lesson—thank you very much,” he declared, leaving staff and customers with a morning far stronger than any espresso.

Beginning with a coffee order and ending with a £213 fine, Excell’s wardrobe malfunction forced the closure of the Costa premises—prompting searches like ‘Do UK drive-thru workers get hazard pay?’ and ‘Can a coffee shop ban naked customers?’ A barista’s holiday mood evaporated as Excell’s naked arrival required her to ‘safeguard younger colleagues from the disgusting show,’ transforming a workday into a surreal, pants-optional cautionary tale.

Despite exposing himself on June 25, Edward Excell faces no Costa ban—just a £120 fine, £48 surcharge, £45 court costs, and a legendary, unclothed exit through Lynn’s coffee scene.

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