Florida Man's $10K Spam Splash at Sam's Club

In Lady Lake, Florida, a 70-year-old man was caught on surveillance urinating on 345 cans of Spam and 188 cans of Vienna sausages at Sam's Club, causing over $10,000 in damages. Detective Ronnie Williams noted the footage showed 'behavior consistent with urination.'
After the incident, the man casually browsed the snack aisle and lounged on patio furniture before checking out. Arrested at his home in the Village of Piedmont, he faces felony charges for disorderly conduct and criminal mischief due to the significant damage.
The man pleaded not guilty and was released on a $3,000 bond, leaving the community to ponder the unexpected hazards lurking in the canned goods aisle.