In a Florida domestic dispute that escalated quicker than you can say "bless you," a man was arrested for launching a snot rocket at his partner. It’s the kind of low that only Florida could deliver—where nasal misfires turn into full-blown felonies. Who knew blowing your nose could land you in cuffs?

What elevates this Florida Man’s snot rocket saga to infamy is not just the nasal offense itself, but that "Florida Man's Snot Rocket" is now legally infamous, turning bodily functions into courtroom drama. Once again, the Sunshine State redefines domestic disputes forever.