Kristi Noem Claims In-Flight Cannibal Immigrant Ate Own Arm on Jet
Kristi Noem’s cannibal immigrant story landed with a thud: she claims a deportee began eating his own arm mid-flight, sparking viral searches like “Did Kristi Noem witness cannibalism?” and “strangest deportation stories.” The incident, reportedly on a US government jet, left officials baffled. “He just started chewing,” Noem insists, as border agents considered switching to vegetarian snacks on future flights.
The airborne arm-munch, as Noem describes, quickly became a trending curiosity, with “deportation flight medical emergencies” and “immigrants eating themselves” dominating Google queries. Authorities, unconvinced but amused, now debate if air marshals need first aid for self-inflicted gnawing. No official medical report confirms Noem’s tale, but insiders say the TSA is quietly reviewing its inflight menu just in case.
According to officials, the most severe injury reported during deportation flights was a sprained wrist—until Noem’s claim of midair self-cannibalism entered the aviation record books.
