Marjorie Taylor Greene’s $7M Weather Bill Summons Rainclouds to Congress Lawn
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s weather modification bill, tagged at $7 million, materializes in Congress just as “Is weather control real?” and “chemtrails law proposal” dominate trending searches. Greene unveiled the bill amid reporters’ umbrellas and congressional aides nervously checking the forecast, declaring, “We can’t let rogue clouds rule America.”
Referencing Greene’s forecast-altering spectacle, the legislation proposes federal oversight of “weather modification,” sparking a new wave of “Can Congress make it rain?” and “Does the government control storms?” queries. Meanwhile, Capitol janitors quietly prep sandbags for a spontaneous drizzle demonstration inside the rotunda, while Greene insists, “No cloud is above the law.”
If passed, the bill could require meteorologists in Washington, D.C. to file rain requests in triplicate every July, lest rogue cumulonimbus formations breach the congressional security perimeter.
