Long Island MRI Machine Launches Necklace Into Orbit, Stuns Doctors

Long Island MRI machine magnetizes headlines by yanking a 14-inch metal necklace from a patientâs neck, launching it airborne mid-scan. Top trending queries like "Can jewelry fly in MRI?" and "MRI incidents Long Island" flood search engines. Technicians reportedly watched in awe as the necklace pirouetted above their heads before clattering down, one witness whispering, "It looked like something out of a sci-fi circus."
Fresh from the airborne necklace spectacle, hospital staff scramble for answers as "MRI safety protocol failure" and "magnetic field mishaps" dominate trending forums. The necklaceâs acrobatics outshone even the hospitalâs annual talent show, with nurses joking that next yearâs event may need a metal detector and a physics consultant. "Nothing in training covered levitating jewelry," one technician quipped dryly.
In the aftermath, the hospitalâs lost-and-found log now lists a ânecklace, last seen defying gravity near MRI Room 2,â awaiting a plausible explanationâor perhaps an astronautâs retrieval.