Roblox CEO Unveils $500M Dating Quest, Pitches Avatars at Love Expo

Roblox CEO David Baszucki, fresh from Love Expo 2025, pitches a $500M Roblox dating site—avatars in tuxedos, roses in hand, seeking romance atop digital skateboards. Trending queries like 'Can adults use Roblox for dating?' and 'What is Roblox’s age limit?' spike as Baszucki claims, “We’re redefining courtship, one polygon at a time.”
Notably, Baszucki’s vision involves virtual gondola proposals in a neon-lit Venice, complete with customizable love potions. This spawns viral searches for 'Roblox dating game rules' and 'How to date on Roblox safely.' Imagine an army of blocky lovebirds serenading each other in binary code as moderators nervously monitor pixelated bouquets for hidden NFTs.
In 2025, Roblox reportedly fielded over 7,000 daily 'avatar date requests'—a virtual singles scene so lively it crashed two servers and one unlucky digital Ferris wheel.