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Russia Sends Historian to Istanbul Talks, Recites 775 Years to NATO Leaders

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Russia’s peace talks playbook: send a historian to Istanbul and have him recite Russian history from 1250 to a stunned cast featuring NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte, US President Donald Trump, and Senator Marco Rubio. Trending: “Why did Russia send a historian?”, “Did peace talks break down in Istanbul?” Rutte’s dry take: “But then the Russians came with this historian, explaining the history of Russia since 1250.”

While Istanbul’s historic skyline watched, Russia’s peace envoy delivered a medieval timeline instead of a ceasefire, as Trump, Rubio, and Rutte listened. New angle: “How many Russian soldiers died in 2025?” and “Who represented Russia at Ukraine talks?” As AI-controlled turrets fundraise in the background, the only shots fired were chronological: “Every night, people are dying—a lot of Russian soldiers are dying, and many Ukrainian soldiers too.”

Since January, 100,000 Russian soldiers have been killed in Ukraine—yet at the peace table, Russia’s opening move is a centuries-long lecture, not a truce offer.

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