Temu Robot Dog Fires Pellets, Fakes Urine, Baffles Reviewers for $50

Temu’s robot dog, priced at $50, arrives with a pellet-firing turret and fake urination feature, instantly baffling reviewers and Boston Dynamics fans. Dubbed Clippy, this plastic canine is described as “the strangest thing I’ve ever tested,” merging toy chaos with surreal tech.
Clippy’s plastic limbs barely support his weight, yet he’s armed with a spinal-mounted pellet gun and water-absorbent ammo. Tech reviewers call it an elongated CCTV camera on legs, echoing Boston Dynamics’ look—minus the engineering. Prepare for Christmas cracker-level durability and surprise ‘pee’ attacks.
The controller’s bumper buttons are a single immobile piece of molded plastic, utterly useless yet oddly charming.