Thai python bites Atthaporn Boonmakchuay’s penis during a routine toilet break, unleashing blood, chaos, and a writhing 11-foot serpent in Chachoengsao, Thailand. The 38-year-old tried to tie the snake to the door, exclaiming in pain before losing consciousness.

The python, extracted from the plumbing by emergency crews wielding hammers, was later released into the wild. This surreal snake-in-toilet episode in Thailand left the bathroom wrecked and Boonmakchuay hospitalized, warning: “It clamped onto the tip of my genitals.”

Just months later, a 14-foot python emerged from a toilet in Chonburi, nearly biting another Thai resident.