USDA Unleashes ‘Marriage Story’ Fight to Repel 11 Oregon Wolves

Scarlett Johansson and Adam Driver’s infamous ‘Marriage Story’ argument now blares from USDA drones above Oregon cattle, weaponizing Oscar-nominated marital strife to repel wolves. “Can loud noises deter wolves?” and “Do drones protect livestock?” top search queries. USDA’s Oregon supervisor deadpans, “I need the wolves to respond and know that, hey, humans are bad.”
After 11 cows fell prey to wolves, Johansson’s on-screen rage joins AC/DC in aerial wolf hazing, answering “What sounds scare wolves away?” and “Why are drones used on farms?” The Klamath Basin sky echoes with cinematic fury, as wolves flee a custody battle on loop.
With drones broadcasting Johansson and Driver’s fight, wolf attacks on cattle in Oregon’s Klamath Basin plummeted from 11 in 20 days to just 2 over 85 days—Hollywood heartbreak saves actual herd lives.