WiFi router drama erupts as a neighbor claims her succulents' vibrational energy is ruined by a new modem, demanding control over the device. The man is stunned when she's armed with a potted plant, a hand-drawn diagram, and insists on moving his router into her unit. “Your WiFi is bombarding my plants nonstop,” she declares, igniting viral disbelief in Reddit’s Society forums.

The neighbor, notorious for her 'telepathic connection with crystals,' presents two wild solutions: turn off WiFi nightly from 10pm to 6am or relocate the router. Online, commenters suspect her real goal is free internet access—not plant safety—while some suggest hiding the network entirely to appease her. “She wasn’t joking—she stormed off,” the baffled man reports.

Succulents were kept in a windowless hallway, yet blamed their wilting on invisible WiFi 'sunlight' instead of a lack of light.