Giovanni Impellizzeri: The Janitor Who Spices Up Kids' Meals with Feces!

Janitor caught spicing up kids’ meals with feces—turns out, some people really shouldn’t be in charge of anything edible.
Janitor caught spicing up kids’ meals with feces—turns out, some people really shouldn’t be in charge of anything edible.
Climate activists target dogs in new eco push—seems even man's best friend has a carbon pawprint now.
Man fined for hugging German Chancellor—turns out spontaneous affection now requires legal counsel and possibly a permit.
Americans decorate potatoes for Easter as egg prices soar—turns out the Easter Bunny now accepts root vegetables.
ICE nabs wrong teen in mix-up—then keeps him, turning bureaucratic error into an unintentional hostage situation.
Florida man caught after pooping stolen diamond earrings—true crime meets gastrointestinal glitter in the Sunshine State.
Judge mistakenly raided after being named in her own order—real-life courtroom drama skips the gavel and goes straight to the plot twist.
Florida man shoots himself to impress coworker—courtship now includes firearms and zero common sense.
Florida man arrested after snot rocket sparks domestic dispute—bodily functions officially join the list of criminal offenses.
Boston parking spot listed for $750K—real estate dreams now come with four wheels and zero square footage.
UP Police mistakenly chase judge instead of suspect—law enforcement adds “plot twist” to standard procedure.
Florida man hurls pee bottles at business after interview snub—career advice now includes staying hydrated and unhinged.
An assistant principal in Florida has taken ‘hands-on’ learning to a new level, as she allegedly made a student rub her feet while sweet-talking him. This might break new ground in inappropriate behavior!
Alabama officials sued for alleged inmate organ harvesting—true crime and dystopia merge in the Deep South's darkest subplot yet.
Florida man baffled after weed stolen from parked car—apparently, "parked" doesn’t mean "safe from crime."
Florida man arrested for renting out a house he didn’t own—turns out the only thing more confusing than Florida real estate is Florida real estate law.
Sudbury man learns wiping feces on someone counts as assault—legal lessons get a lot more uncomfortable when they’re hands-on.