Balcony Dweller in 2-Story Block Turns 4AM Spitting Into Urban Opera

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Balcony dweller in a two-story apartment transforms underwear-clad chain-smoking and 4AM spitting into an urban opera, prompting Reddit’s top trending queries: “How to deal with noisy neighbors?” and “Can landlords stop balcony smoking?” One exasperated resident wrote, “He really spits every 5 seconds. It’s disturbing noise wakes me up each time and also it’s also very disgusting.”

Following the 4AM spitting serenades and marathon video calls, neighbors escalate from headphone defense to full Zeppelin counteroffensives, with Reddit advising, “Would it disrupt his video calls if you played loud music on your balcony?” Trending searches—“How to record neighbor noise for landlord” and “Best way to get rid of annoying neighbors”—fuel a creative arms race, as squirrel-magnet bird feeders and Viking war cries threaten to turn the balcony into a wildlife rave.

After 1,000 upvotes and 150 watts of Led Zeppelin, the only thing louder than the neighbor’s spitting is the collective plotting of a sleepless apartment block armed with birdseed and irony.

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