Banana enthusiasts and nutrition nerds, rejoice: experts now recommend eating the stringy phloem bundles usually banished from your fruit bowl. These plant biology marvels transfer nutrients during photosynthesis, so eating phloem isn't just weird—it's surprisingly nutritious.
Japan’s culinary scene takes another wild twist with ice cream parfaits topped with hot fried chicken and shrimp. Forget your fruit and whipped cream—Osaka’s Karafuneya Cafe dares your palate to suspend disbelief and dietary logic.
A Michigan man’s paranoia hits peak levels when police try to return his forgotten $5,000, but he’s convinced it’s just another phone scam. Turns out, sometimes lost cash really is just lost cash.
You thought your junk drawer was messy? An Iowa museum owner’s 38,162-spoon collection just ladled out a new Guinness World Record. Step aside, soup; the ultimate collector has stirred up some serious cutlery competition.
Fairfield’s annual carnival was derailed by clouds of 'fart spray,' sending crowds stampeding and noses wrinkling in olfactory disbelief. The chaos proves that, in 2025, flatulence-based pranks remain undefeated.
Ever wished for a germ-free birthday cake? A New Yorker patented spit shields, ensuring your candles are the only things blowing guests away. Happy birthday, and pass the antibacterial frosting!
Shanghai shoppers can now liquefy their gold trinkets at an ATM and watch their savings melt away—literally. This futuristic gold-melting cash machine redefines “liquid assets” and makes old VCRs look like untapped treasure chests.
A fired Disney worker hacked food menus to slip in profanities and chaos, earning himself a three-year vacation courtesy of federal prison. Turns out, the happiest place on Earth does not tolerate ‘Cheesy Shits’ with your fries.
Residents of Trang, Thailand, think Nutcha’s massive 3.8-foot dreadlock isn’t just a hair-raising sight—it’s literally haunted. Local folklore collides with flyaway follicles as “ghost hair” becomes the town’s supernatural centerpiece.
The UK’s latest nuclear project screeched to a halt after a brigade of radioactive rats decided to make it their new home. Britain’s nuclear ambitions just got upstaged by rodent squatters with a glow-in-the-dark twist.
Dubai drinkers now pay $100 for Greenlandic ice cubes in their cocktails, proving luxury knows no bounds—or logic. Greenland's new export: ancient iceberg cubes straight to your glass, climate guilt included free of charge.
Who needs elected officials when you have an empty chair ready to listen? Florida constituents staged an entire town hall, grilling furniture with the kind of stubborn optimism that only democracy—or improv—can supply.
In a bizarre twist, a governor candidate proposes undocumented women marry 'incels' to stay in the U.S. Romance or desperation?
One roommate’s cheese defense strategy sparked a full-blown culinary cold war—just add a lockbox and a dash of passive aggression.
Forget about time travel movies, the White House claims it has tech to warp time and space—because reality is too boring.
An uncanny Elon Musk doppelgänger insists he outshines the tech titan, despite being hounded outside a chip shop by rowdy fans. The internet can’t decide if he’s Musk 2.0 or just ‘Elon from Temu’.