Roombas fill an emotional vacuum for owners—literally and figuratively—according to baffled scientists and delighted introverts. As these robot vacuums clean up homes, they also clean up emotional messes, proving that sometimes the best support system is fully automated and shaped like a frisbee.
Self-propelled zipper by YKK lets zippers zip themselves, making robotics and fashion collide hilariously—finally freeing humanity from the exhausting toil of fastening our own pants.
A website lets you unleash virtual monkeys to type random text, banking on the Infinite Monkey Theorem. Shakespeare fans and chaos aficionados alike, prepare for Hamlet—eventually—by way of relentless, algorithmic nonsense.
Morrisons, already the country's lowest-rated supermarket, is unleashing literal robots to patrol its aisles. Even dystopian sci-fi fans are raising eyebrows—and wondering if these bots hand out Clubcard points or existential dread.
Robot fast-food workers are flipping burgers and, apparently, eliminating the secret ingredient: human hair. Silicon Valley’s latest culinary innovation means fewer surprise follicles, but also fewer awkward small talks with the grill cook.
Why buy a PS Vita when you can just Frankenstein a PS4 instead? One dedicated gamer snipped, soldered, and somehow created a portable PlayStation 4 that looks suspiciously legit.
Neurosurgeon says he is ready to transplant a human head, leaving the medical community and sci-fi fans reeling—is this science, madness, or both?
Buga, Colombia locals were treated to an interstellar spectacle when a spherical UFO reportedly crashed, leaving residents puzzled and smartphones recording. Forget weather balloons—this is peak 2025 weird news, orb edition.
Forget James Bond—Nvidia’s latest nemesis is a lobster with a GPU and a faux baby bump. Chinese smugglers are getting shellfishly creative about sneaking electronics past customs.
One determined hobbyist let venomous snakes chomp him hundreds of times—and now his blood might save us all. Forget Captain America; meet the real-life Snake Serum Avenger, trending in bizarre science and even weirder ambition.
Academic tempers flare as historians argue over exactly how many penises are embroidered on the Bayeux Tapestry. The centuries-old willy tally remains the most heated debate in needlework and medieval history, bar none.
In a bizarre twist, a governor candidate proposes undocumented women marry 'incels' to stay in the U.S. Romance or desperation?
Medical drama met party tricks when doctors faced a glowing dilemma—removing a child’s flashing toy from an adult’s rear end. An “anorectal foreign body” never seemed so electrifying for NHS staff and headline writers alike.
Raccoon rescued from storm drain with laundry pods—proof that sometimes, even nature needs a clean getaway.
Austrian brewery tackles festival restroom waste by crafting beer from urine. Sip sustainability in every drop—because nothing says eco-friendly like a 'pisner.'
Sweden’s epic moose migration livestream draws international fans as moose parade across screens, delivering woodland excitement and unexpected social media stardom for the country’s antlered icons.