Sovereignty overtakes Journalism to win Kentucky Derby, confounding viewers with a results board that reads like a political debate rather than a horse race. When Sovereignty rallies past Journalism, even seasoned sportswriters are left wondering—is this the most literally named Derby ever?
Mum finds creepy hidden room after son spots attic doesn’t add up—sparking an impromptu family mystery hunt. Secret rooms, hidden passageways, and architectural oddities abound in this viral home discovery.
Forget Hollywood smile makeovers—Ozempic mouth is the trending weight-loss side effect nobody asked for. Users chasing slimmer waistlines are now swapping plump cheeks for dental drama and Insta-worthy wrinkles.
A neighborhood menace finally meets his match as airborne cans of corn become his downfall. Florida’s most unpredictable grocery projectile enthusiast has been stopped—canned food chaos no longer reigns supreme on these suburban streets.
A Northumberland man ignited his own home—twice in one night—simply to watch his firefighter heroes in action. Apparently, some childhood obsessions never burn out, even when the authorities arrive with hoses and handcuffs.
Grindcore legends Pig Destroyer just dropped a bombshell—by entering the butt plug business. Heavy riffs meet heavy... accessories, leaving metalheads everywhere scrambling to update their merch collections (and perhaps, their bedside drawers).
Buga, Colombia locals were treated to an interstellar spectacle when a spherical UFO reportedly crashed, leaving residents puzzled and smartphones recording. Forget weather balloons—this is peak 2025 weird news, orb edition.
Forget James Bond—Nvidia’s latest nemesis is a lobster with a GPU and a faux baby bump. Chinese smugglers are getting shellfishly creative about sneaking electronics past customs.
One determined hobbyist let venomous snakes chomp him hundreds of times—and now his blood might save us all. Forget Captain America; meet the real-life Snake Serum Avenger, trending in bizarre science and even weirder ambition.
Academic tempers flare as historians argue over exactly how many penises are embroidered on the Bayeux Tapestry. The centuries-old willy tally remains the most heated debate in needlework and medieval history, bar none.
Rats are raising the bar for sommeliers everywhere, proving they can distinguish Riesling from Sauvignon Blanc—by scent alone. Somewhere, a French waiter is nervously polishing a glass, reconsidering job security and keyword optimization for "rats wine tasting."
Fairfield’s annual carnival was derailed by clouds of 'fart spray,' sending crowds stampeding and noses wrinkling in olfactory disbelief. The chaos proves that, in 2025, flatulence-based pranks remain undefeated.
Florida woman busted for selling human bones in her curio shop—retail therapy takes a dark turn into the anatomical.
Think ditching pajamas during a heatwave is clever? Science says bare-skinned sleepers might actually trap more sweat, not less. Turns out, your tropical night solution could be sabotaging your summer snooze.
This London Lexus owner is so tired of amateur thieves bungling his car, he left them a note highlighting their utter uselessness. Grand theft auto? More like grand theft ego bruising, as his message hilariously roasts their failed attempts.
A Tesla whistleblower alleges Elon Musk pushed to deport her entire team after they flagged brake safety issues. Corporate drama meets immigration nightmare.