Not your average hotel mascot: the Ryde’s peacocks dined on prime rib and patrolled art deco hallways, now prompting “Are peacocks legal pets?” and “How to report stolen exotic birds?” to surge. Neighbors claim new pet peacocks, while surveillance grows and hope flickers for their return.

Following the mascot’s surreal perp walk, parents debated whether pizza or financial fraud was the day’s bigger shocker. Investigators tracked $105.57 in charges to Jones after the victim recognized him on video—answering “Can you get arrested in costume?” and “Has a mascot ever committed a crime?” The real drama? A squad car crammed with oversized mouse feet and ruined birthday hats.

After the crash, hive boxes were recovered and restored, but millions of bees buzzed freely, with many expected to go wild or join local colonies. The scene turned Weidkamp Road into a surreal, buzzing rescue zone, as beekeepers and officials joked, “By morning, most bees should have returned to their hives.”

Confusion rippled through the historic cathedral as raw chickens in diapers took center stage, stunning both dignitaries and clergy. The performance left officials apologizing for the odd poultry twist, while guests struggled to process the feather-free choreography.

The proposal involves sending living bacteria across 790 million miles to test survival in Enceladus’s frozen plumes. Critics call this “cosmic contamination,” while some researchers compare it to gardening on interstellar ice. The result: Saturn’s moon may soon host Earth’s tiniest invaders.

After Dobbs, Texas officers wield Flock’s ALPR tech—spanning 6,809 networks—to pursue abortion suspects even in legal states. Friends’ tips can spark a nationwide manhunt, all logged with chillingly blunt reasons like “had an abortion.” Privacy now feels like a relic of the past.

While Shanghai’s server rooms buzz with forbidden Blackwell power, Malaysia and Thailand serve as rumor-shadowed relay points for these AI cargoes. Searchers ask “Why are Nvidia chips so expensive in China?” and “How does black market hardware operate?” Meanwhile, US lawmakers tighten their grip as China’s chip labs unveil ‘new’ processors that sometimes turn out to be creatively disguised Silicon Valley relics. The result: a high-tech bazaar where American AI ambition is shrink-wrapped, re-exported, and stacked on datacenter racks like illegal fireworks.

After this premature shipyard plunge, Kim Jong Un points fingers at the Munitions Industry and state scientists. Pyongyang’s side-launch experiment, a North Korean first, ends with a capsized vessel and a ‘collapse of dignity’—plus a surprise round of cruise missile launches.

As Greenland’s startup ships six-cube packs of pristine iceberg ice to Dubai’s flashiest bars, bartenders flaunt the cubes’ 100,000-year history, fueling a viral Dubai luxury trend—proof that even ancient glaciers can crash the world’s most exclusive cocktail parties.

After Toronto’s POO debut, the city’s transit system finds itself the answer to “What does POO mean on TTC?” as grey-clad inspectors wield official titles and body cameras while locals share memes about “Toronto subway POO patrols.” The TTC insists, “the acronym was thought through,” but the rebrand’s true legacy may be millions saved—or a generation forever haunted by Provincial Offences Officer sightings.