Memphis Burglars Pedal Countertop, Faucet Past Baffled Witnesses, Sink Snubbed

Memphis burglars on bicycles stunned Midtown by pedaling away with a countertop and faucet, but left the lonely kitchen sink behind. The bizarre theft, involving 2 men and 1 kitchen fixture, had residents and police equally perplexed, one witness calling it 'plumbing gone wild.'
No ordinary burglary, this Midtown Memphis escapade featured 2 pedal-powered suspects balancing kitchen loot while the forsaken sink watched. With neighbors snapping photos and officers noting the duo’s wobbly getaway, the search for the city’s boldest bicycle plumbers continues—sinkless and sensational.
The kitchen sink, left untouched, became a local punchline as the only fixture spared in the pedal-powered heist.