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🕒 3 hrs ago

Paradromics Connexus Brain Implant Dives Into Human Skull, Exits in 10 Minutes

Paradromics Connexus brain implant briefly entered a real human skull at the University of Michigan on May 14, 2025, recording neuron-level brain signals for 10 minutes before swift removal. CEO Matt Angle called the human compatibility test 'very, very gratifying.'

🕒 1 day ago

Smartwatch Sleep Scores Jolt 2025 Dutch Clinics With Surreal Anxiety

Smartwatch sleep scores in Dutch clinics spark a quirky twist: 2025 brings a surge of tech-fueled anxiety as Apple Watch and Fitbit users obsess over nightly graphs. Sleep expert Raymond Vogels notes, 'Some patients become too fixated,' while clinics in Zaandam and Eindhoven see more cases.

🕒 1 day ago

Temu Robot Dog Fires Pellets, Fakes Urine, Baffles Reviewers for $50

Temu’s robot dog, priced at $50, arrives with a pellet-firing turret and fake urination feature, instantly baffling reviewers and Boston Dynamics fans. Dubbed Clippy, this plastic canine is described as “the strangest thing I’ve ever tested,” merging toy chaos with surreal tech.

🕙3 hrs ago

Paradromics Connexus Brain Implant Dives Into Human Skull, Exits in 10 Minutes

Paradromics Connexus brain implant enters human skull, records neural signals in 10-minute test, then vanishes—leaving researchers stunned by its swift debut.

🕙1 day ago

Smartwatch Sleep Scores Jolt 2025 Dutch Clinics With Surreal Anxiety

Smartwatch sleep scores, Dutch clinics, and 2025: 3 experts warn vivid anxiety spikes as inaccurate sleep apps trigger mass confusion—'Red warnings' drive real worry.

🕙1 day ago

Temu Robot Dog Fires Pellets, Fakes Urine, Baffles Reviewers for $50

Temu robot dog launches $50 chaos: pellet gun, fake urine, and baffled reviewers collide in plastic canine mayhem, leaving tech experts quoting, “strangest thing I’ve ever tested.”

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🕒 2 min ago

German President Watches Diapered Raw Chickens Confound Cathedral Audience

German President joins high clergy in Paderborn Cathedral as diapered raw chickens parade on stage, leaving guests bewildered and prompting civic apologies. The surreal one-night poultry spectacle cements Germany’s reputation for avant-garde performance art.

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🕒 8 hrs ago

Scientists Launch Earth Bacteria Toward Enceladus in Icy Moon Experiment

Scientists aim to launch Earth microbes at Enceladus, Saturn’s ice-covered moon, in a 2025 planetary experiment. This bizarre plan could make Enceladus the first celestial body deliberately inoculated with terrestrial life, causing both awe and alarm among astrobiologists.

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🕒 17 hrs ago

Texas Sheriff Deploys 83,000 License Cameras in Cross-State Abortion Hunt

Texas sheriff taps 83,000 automated license plate cameras, crossing into Washington and Illinois, to track a woman after a self-managed abortion. Flock Safety’s network and “search for female” reason fuel a digital chase, blurring lines between law and surveillance.

🕒 1 day ago

Haryana Pothole Jolt Revives 'Dead' 80-Year-Old, Funeral Halted

Haryana pothole delivers jolt as 80-year-old Darshan Singh Brar, declared dead in Patiala, moves his hand mid-ambulance ride, stunning grandson Balwan Singh on January 12. Doctors in Karnal confirm pulse, leaving mourners bewildered. "It's a miracle," family exclaims.

🕒 3 days ago

John Publix Nabs Blue Bananas, Shrimp in Publix Heist, Ditches Dress

John Publix, 26, stormed Hollywood’s 1740 Polk St. Publix, snatching Sweetest Batch blue bananas, Coke Zero, and fried shrimp before fleeing in a black and pink dress. Police found him blocks away, now shirtless and in gray socks, clutching a black mask.

🕙2 min ago

German President Watches Diapered Raw Chickens Confound Cathedral Audience

German President and high clergy witness diapered raw chickens perform in cathedral, upstaging tradition as officials scramble to explain bizarre 1-night poultry spectacle.

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🕙8 hrs ago

Scientists Launch Earth Bacteria Toward Enceladus in Icy Moon Experiment

Scientists target Enceladus, Saturn’s icy moon, for a 2025 experiment: launching Earth bacteria to test survival. Astrobiologists are stunned and divided.

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🕙17 hrs ago

Texas Sheriff Deploys 83,000 License Cameras in Cross-State Abortion Hunt

Texas sheriff uses 83,000 license cameras, Flock tech, and cross-state data to hunt woman post-abortion; privacy and legality clash in a digital dragnet.

🕙1 day ago

Haryana Pothole Jolt Revives 'Dead' 80-Year-Old, Funeral Halted

Haryana pothole, 80-year-old Darshan Singh Brar, and 'dead' status collide—ambulance jolt triggers hand movement, halts funeral, shocks mourners, and hospital confirms life.

🕙3 days ago

John Publix Nabs Blue Bananas, Shrimp in Publix Heist, Ditches Dress

John Publix, 26, grabs blue bananas, shrimp, and Coke Zero in bizarre 25-dollar Publix theft before police find him dressless and sock-clad. Ironic payoff: jail.

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🕒 0 month ago

Mum Discovers Creepy Secret Room After Son Notices Attic Size Doesn’t Add Up

A mum finds a creepy hidden room after her son notices their attic's dimensions don't add up, launching a true-life mystery adventure. The family's secret room discovery captivates internet sleuths, proving home renovations sometimes lead to spine-tingling surprises, not just dust bunnies.

🕒 1 month ago

Thai Village Swears Woman’s Four-Foot Dreadlock Is Actually Haunted by a Ghost

A Thai woman’s gigantic four-foot dreadlock has bewitched her village, who claim it possesses mystical powers—earning the nickname 'Pom Pee Chor' or 'ghost hair.' Nutcha’s legendary lock isn’t just a hairstyle, it’s a supernatural sensation fueling wild beliefs and even wilder local rumors.

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🕒 1 month ago

Root the Turtle Rolls Out With Custom Lego Wheels, Reinvents Reptile Mobility

A Nova Scotia wood turtle named Root broke barriers—and probably a few speed limits—after wildlife rehabbers fitted him with a custom Lego mobility aid. Lego wheels transformed Root’s slow crawl into a smooth roll, proving that with enough imagination and bricks, even turtles can outpace evolution.

🕒 1 month ago

Michigan Town Moves 9,100 Books One by One—Is This a New Workout Trend?

Residents of a Michigan town took on the monumental task of moving over 9,000 books to a new home, showcasing community spirit and perhaps the world's slowest workout routine. Who needs gym memberships when you have a library to relocate?

🕒 2 weeks ago

Kseniia Petrova Detained for Frog Embryos at Boston Airport, Faces 20 Years

Kseniia Petrova, Harvard scientist, was jailed in Louisiana after frog embryos were found in her luggage at Boston airport in February 2025. The $250,000 smuggling charge pivots her from research associate to a surreal immigration case with ICE and a looming deportation.

🕙0 month ago

Mum Discovers Creepy Secret Room After Son Notices Attic Size Doesn’t Add Up

Mum finds creepy hidden room after son spots attic doesn’t add up—sparking an impromptu family mystery hunt. Secret rooms, hidden passageways, and architectural oddities abound in this viral home discovery.

🕙1 month ago

Thai Village Swears Woman’s Four-Foot Dreadlock Is Actually Haunted by a Ghost

Residents of Trang, Thailand, think Nutcha’s massive 3.8-foot dreadlock isn’t just a hair-raising sight—it’s literally haunted. Local folklore collides with flyaway follicles as “ghost hair” becomes the town’s supernatural centerpiece.

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🕙1 month ago

Root the Turtle Rolls Out With Custom Lego Wheels, Reinvents Reptile Mobility

Meet Root, the wood turtle who’s now cruising Nova Scotia on a set of Lego wheels. Engineers everywhere, eat your plastic bricks—Shellby’s got a serious upgrade in the Lego mobility aid department.

🕙1 month ago

Michigan Town Moves 9,100 Books One by One—Is This a New Workout Trend?

Michigan town moves 9,100 books by hand—proving cardio, community spirit, and mild insanity can all fit into one oddly wholesome workout.