A pastor has boldly claimed that airport security scanners might "turn you gay," elevating TSA screenings from mildly awkward to metaphysically confusing. It’s the kind of theological hot take that leaves both science and logic weeping quietly in the overhead bin. Travel light—especially on facts.

Pastor Claims Security Scanners Could 'Turn You Gay' isn’t just headline fodder—it’s a snapshot of how pseudoscience and fear collide at the airport gate. Despite the pastor’s warnings, there’s zero evidence that security scanners could “turn you gay.” Unpack that, TSA style.