Terry Rosoman’s 120km penis run through Three Cocks village mapped a massive phallic shape on Strava, merging Men’s Health awareness with Welsh geography. The 12-hour feat spanned Abergavenny, Crickhowell, and almost 10,000ft of elevation—“undeniably eye-catching.”

Rosoman’s GPS masterpiece started in Abergavenny, ended with a 3D-printed trophy, and included his brother waiting “right on the tip.” The route’s viral reach boosted searches for “world’s biggest penis” art, and inspired a cake replica for his 40th birthday—Welsh hills never looked so surreal.

Rosoman’s mother celebrated his 40th by baking a cake shaped exactly like his 120km GPS penis route.