While brunchers spread California Hass on toast, the fruit’s Nahuatl roots—āhuacatl, literally 'testicles'—remain a top trivia query: 'Is avocado an aphrodisiac?' and 'Why did the Aztecs eat avocados?' Spanish conquistadors accidentally rebranded the genitalia, but Aztec fertility myths linger like a surreal produce aisle prank. As etymology experts confirm, guacamole never meant “testicle sauce”—but try unseeing it now.

The star-naming spectacle eclipsed even the forbidden eclipse itself, with Coldplay fans now Googling “How to register a star in your name?” and “What happens if two people buy the same star?” Astronomers warn that cosmic real estate is non-binding, yet Martin’s gesture has inspired a flurry of midnight serenades and a brief spike in Icelandic telescope rentals.

After the crash, hive boxes were recovered and restored, but millions of bees buzzed freely, with many expected to go wild or join local colonies. The scene turned Weidkamp Road into a surreal, buzzing rescue zone, as beekeepers and officials joked, “By morning, most bees should have returned to their hives.”

Confusion rippled through the historic cathedral as raw chickens in diapers took center stage, stunning both dignitaries and clergy. The performance left officials apologizing for the odd poultry twist, while guests struggled to process the feather-free choreography.

The proposal involves sending living bacteria across 790 million miles to test survival in Enceladus’s frozen plumes. Critics call this “cosmic contamination,” while some researchers compare it to gardening on interstellar ice. The result: Saturn’s moon may soon host Earth’s tiniest invaders.

After Dobbs, Texas officers wield Flock’s ALPR tech—spanning 6,809 networks—to pursue abortion suspects even in legal states. Friends’ tips can spark a nationwide manhunt, all logged with chillingly blunt reasons like “had an abortion.” Privacy now feels like a relic of the past.

The event, held on May 21, featured CF Fitness mascot Lil Muscle and drew support from local officials and families. Despite initial challenges in organizing the large crowd, the game proceeded successfully, culminating in Guinness World Records Adjudicator Brittany Dunn announcing the new record, leaving her with a sore face from smiling.

After vanishing from Cougar Mountain, the juvenile crane was last clocked at Lake Sammamish State Park, far from its zoo perch. Local birdwatchers and families are swapping tips and scanning treetops for this rare escapee, whose golden plumage makes it a celebrity in local search trends. “She’s fast!” say staffers, as the hunt continues.

The Agra court’s response was swift: Chief Judicial Magistrate Nagma Khan ordered an official probe and sent the file to the IG Agra Range, demanding action for this “gross dereliction of duty.” For UP Police, this paperwork fail now headlines every law enforcement scandal.

DC’s long-standing swim ban didn’t stop Kennedy from splashing with family as “Mother’s Day hike” became a bacteria baptism. With “fecal contamination” flagged by the EPA, this viral political stunt puts “unsafe water levels” front and center, making campaign season feel like synchronized irony.