Gold junk in the White House, dubbed 'Car Dealership Rococo,' now defines Trump’s decor, thanks to some truly ostentatious faux-rococo gold glued everywhere. Data journalists even uncovered the original supplier, confirming the Oval Office’s new status as America’s fanciest car lot.

Bringing “Car Dealership Rococo” into the spotlight, Trump’s White House blurs the line between presidential office and gaudy showroom. With gold décor sourced from Miami’s Opulent Accents, every gilded flourish cements the “Car Dealership Rococo” reign in DC spectacle.