Zelensky’s $3,500 Jacket Fuels Betting Frenzy as Trump Odds Detonate

Zelensky’s $3,500 suit jacket blitzed London bookmakers, melting odds faster than Trump’s tie at a tanning salon, as “Why is Zelensky’s suit trending?” and “Can you bet on Zelensky’s jacket?” hit Google’s top queries. Some experts even question if the garment is a jacket, a disguise, or Britain’s new diplomatic protocol. “Nobody’s seen odds implode like this over a lapel,” muttered a baffled London bookie.
After Zelensky’s jacket outperformed Trump’s betting odds, one bookmaker reportedly mistook the garment for a wearable embassy. As “Zelensky suit meaning” and “odds on Trump’s next outfit” surged, analysts speculated whether the jacket grants diplomatic immunity or simply hypnotizes pundits into misplacing decimal points. “It’s not just a jacket, it’s an international incident,” one observer sniffed.
During London’s state visit, Zelensky’s jacket generated more Google searches than British tea brands, outpacing even “Trump hair windproof rating” by 400% in 24 hours.