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🕒 1 day ago

Brazil’s Lifelike Dolls Crash State Politics, Lawmakers Pose With Blank Stares

Brazil’s lifelike dolls, once a niche mall oddity, now infiltrate state politics as 37 lawmakers flaunt eerily realistic replicas in legislative sessions. In São Paulo, politicians pose with dolls, prompting viral reactions like “Is that thing voting too?” and bewildered debate.

🕒 1 day ago

Seagull Screechers Flock: Belgium Crowns 60 Gull-Impersonators in De Panne

Seagull Screeching in Belgium drew 60 mimics from 14 nations to De Panne for the Fifth Annual Championship, where adult, junior, and colony contestants vied for the loudest gull impression. Denmark’s Anna Brynald snagged gold, declaring, “They’re just a bit misunderstood, like me.”

🕒 2 days ago

Greggs Sausage Roll Crowned Wax Icon, Velvet Cushion Stuns London Crowd

Greggs sausage roll wax sculpture lands at Madame Tussauds London, displayed atop a regal blue velvet cushion on a plinth, with a commemorative plaque. Artists spent countless hours capturing every flaky layer for its June debut, calling it “synonymous with British culture.”

🕙1 day ago

Brazil’s Lifelike Dolls Crash State Politics, Lawmakers Pose With Blank Stares

Brazil’s lifelike dolls, 37 viral in state politics, parade into legislatures—lawmakers clutching uncanny replicas, blurring lines between spectacle and government.

🕙1 day ago

Seagull Screechers Flock: Belgium Crowns 60 Gull-Impersonators in De Panne

Seagull Screechers in Belgium: 60 contestants from 14 countries mimic gulls for gold, with Denmark’s Anna Brynald winning top honors. Rivalry and fries unite the flock.

🕙2 days ago

Greggs Sausage Roll Crowned Wax Icon, Velvet Cushion Stuns London Crowd

Greggs sausage roll waxwork debuts at Madame Tussauds, London—1 million rolls daily, regal blue velvet, classic plinth, commemorative plaque. “Synonymous with British culture.”

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🕒 18 hrs ago

John Publix Nabs Blue Bananas, Shrimp in Publix Heist, Ditches Dress

John Publix, 26, stormed Hollywood’s 1740 Polk St. Publix, snatching Sweetest Batch blue bananas, Coke Zero, and fried shrimp before fleeing in a black and pink dress. Police found him blocks away, now shirtless and in gray socks, clutching a black mask.

🕒 23 hrs ago

KFC Fried Chicken Toothpaste Vanishes Fast, Hismile Turns Mouths Savory

KFC fried chicken toothpaste, inspired by all 11 herbs and spices, sold out on Hismile’s site within hours. The $13 toothpaste, described as 'irresistible' and 'finger lickin’ good,' transforms brushing into a savory ritual, delighting fast food and dental fans alike.

🕒 1 day ago

Florida Man Edmond Clermont, 63, Naked With Penis Pump Flees Gas Station

Florida Man Edmond Clermont, 63, was arrested naked with a penis pump at an Ocala RaceTrac gas station on May 26. Witnesses reported him by the semi-truck pumps, while police reviewed footage of him wiping down his vehicle unclothed. Clermont insisted, “I did nothing wrong,” after officers found his clear and black device and open Budweiser.

🕒 2 days ago

Thai Python Bites Man’s Penis, 11-Foot Toilet Nightmare Unfolds Fast

Thai python bites Atthaporn Boonmakchuay’s penis during a routine toilet break, unleashing blood, chaos, and a writhing 11-foot serpent in Chachoengsao, Thailand. The 38-year-old tried to tie the snake to the door, exclaiming in pain before losing consciousness.

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🕒 2 days ago

Bobcat Ignores Deputies’ Taser Lasers, Leaves Colorado Home Unimpressed

Bobcat and deputies collide in Ken Caryl, Colorado, as laser-equipped tasers fail to impress the feline invader. On May 28, 2025, officers tried green lasers, but the bobcat lounged on a living room shelf, ignoring the techy lure. 'Not impressed,' quipped the sheriff’s office.

🕙18 hrs ago

John Publix Nabs Blue Bananas, Shrimp in Publix Heist, Ditches Dress

John Publix, 26, grabs blue bananas, shrimp, and Coke Zero in bizarre 25-dollar Publix theft before police find him dressless and sock-clad. Ironic payoff: jail.

🕙23 hrs ago

KFC Fried Chicken Toothpaste Vanishes Fast, Hismile Turns Mouths Savory

KFC fried chicken toothpaste and Hismile sell out in 1 day, blending 11 herbs, crispy flavor, and $13 price into a bizarre oral care hit—fans call it 'finger lickin’ fresh.'

🕙1 day ago

Florida Man Edmond Clermont, 63, Naked With Penis Pump Flees Gas Station

Florida Man Edmond Clermont, 63, naked with penis pump at Ocala gas station, triggers police chase and arrest—witnesses stunned by his bold claim: “Did nothing wrong.”

🕙2 days ago

Thai Python Bites Man’s Penis, 11-Foot Toilet Nightmare Unfolds Fast

Thai python attack leaves Atthaporn Boonmakchuay with severe injury as 11-foot serpent bites his penis mid-urine, triggering frantic rescue in Chachoengsao.

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🕙2 days ago

Bobcat Ignores Deputies’ Taser Lasers, Leaves Colorado Home Unimpressed

Bobcat, deputies, and taser lasers: 1 home, 2 unmoved parties, 0 impressed felines. Colorado officers wield tech; bobcat exits calmly, quote: 'Not impressed.'

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🕒 2 weeks ago

Xfrgolszzzxy Name Rejected by Alabama Hospital Computer After 1 Mum’s Plea

Xfrgolszzzxy name rejection by hospital staff in Alabama sends 1 new mum to court, after her unique pick for her baby girl—born last week—confounds software and state rules. The surreal paperwork standoff leaves staff reciting binder rules and a parent quoting, “That’s the point!”

🕒 1 month ago

Historians Spend Years Arguing Over Number Of Genitals In Bayeux Tapestry

Historians dispute Bayeux tapestry penis tally after lengthy debate, embroiling academia in a surprisingly intense showdown over medieval embroidery’s most infamous anatomical details. If you thought academia was dry, you've never seen scholars dissect 11th-century threadwork with this much gusto—and giggling.

🕒 1 week ago

Saffron Marie Spends £1000 Monthly on Takeaway, Baffles Internet

Saffron Marie, 26, spends £1000 each month ordering takeaway for every meal, sparking internet disbelief. The TikTok creator’s total devotion to delivery food, from escalope wraps to Domino’s pizza, has stoked viral reactions and “anyone can cook” debates.

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🕒 1 month ago

ICE Nabs Wrong Teen in Bizarre Mix-Up—Then Decides to Keep Him Anyway!

ICE mistakenly arrested a U.S. teen, then reportedly opted to keep him detained anyway—because what's a little identity mix-up between bureaucrats? The agency's approach seems to be: “Oops, but he’s here now.” It’s a Kafkaesque plot twist that proves due process sometimes gets deported too.

🕒 1 month ago

Man Who Had Sex With Doll on Doorstep Says 'Uh, Guilty' When Asked to Confirm Name

A 50-year-old British man, Peter Hudson, made headlines after being caught in a passionate entanglement with his sex doll on his doorstep, leading to both a neighborly spectacle and a community order in court. When asked to confirm his identity, his cheeky 'uh, guilty' sealed the case, making this one of Britain's most eyebrow-raising doorstep confessions.

🕙2 weeks ago

Xfrgolszzzxy Name Rejected by Alabama Hospital Computer After 1 Mum’s Plea

Xfrgolszzzxy name rejected by Alabama hospital computer, 1 new mum told court is her only hope as system rules clash with family’s dream.

🕙1 month ago

Historians Spend Years Arguing Over Number Of Genitals In Bayeux Tapestry

Medieval penis counting has finally hit a fever pitch as historians wrangle over the Bayeux tapestry's risqué stitchwork. The scholarly tally dispute is embroidering new chapters in the annals of weird history debates.

🕙1 week ago

Saffron Marie Spends £1000 Monthly on Takeaway, Baffles Internet

Saffron Marie spends £1000 monthly on takeaway meals, shocking followers with her daily delivery routine and “can’t cook” confessions—debate erupts.

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🕙1 month ago

ICE Nabs Wrong Teen in Bizarre Mix-Up—Then Decides to Keep Him Anyway!

ICE nabs wrong teen in mix-up—then keeps him, turning bureaucratic error into an unintentional hostage situation.