Tom the Dancing Bug: Q-Nuts welcome the arrival of the Great Pumpkin takes beloved Peanuts tropes and spins them through a QAnon lens, resulting in a comic strip where conspiracy theorists hail produce. This is absurdist satire at its most pumpkin-spiced.
Pop star Gary Numan claims AI robots now see humans as a nuisance, warning the world we're on the cusp of extinction thanks to advancing artificial intelligence.
Golden Globes Best Podcast category launches, making Joe Rogan award-eligible and Hollywood officially weirder. The iconic TV and film gala now courts podcaster drama and streaming chaos.
Right-wing reggae band baffles Bob Marley fans as political activists swap dreadlocks for drum machines—and taste for irony. Reggae purists, meet your worst fever dream.
Meet the Bonnacon, Medieval Europe’s legendary diarrhea-spraying beast, who weaponized explosive dung for a swift getaway. Folklore fans and oddity-seekers, prepare for a wild ride through history’s most bizarre monster manual entry.
Turkish town high after police weed burn: Lice’s residents discover what happens when 20 tons of confiscated cannabis goes up in smoke—literally filling the air, and heads, with unexpected euphoria.
Russian singer Katya Lel claims aliens abducted her and stole her teeth—then assures UFO-invasion skeptics there’s no need to worry, just politely refuse consent for abduction.
Lab-Grown T-Rex Leather Handbag Created Using Fossil Protein rocks the luxury scene as dinosaur DNA enters high fashion, leaving paleontologists and purse-lovers equally stunned.
Medical drama met party tricks when doctors faced a glowing dilemma—removing a child’s flashing toy from an adult’s rear end. An “anorectal foreign body” never seemed so electrifying for NHS staff and headline writers alike.
Ensign Barbie cross-examines Counselor Troi in a Voyager mess hall courtroom, while a Conehead serves on the jury. Star Trek fans, justice just went boldly where no Elle Woods has gone before.
Florida man baffled after weed stolen from parked car—apparently, "parked" doesn’t mean "safe from crime."
