While brunchers spread California Hass on toast, the fruit’s Nahuatl roots—āhuacatl, literally 'testicles'—remain a top trivia query: 'Is avocado an aphrodisiac?' and 'Why did the Aztecs eat avocados?' Spanish conquistadors accidentally rebranded the genitalia, but Aztec fertility myths linger like a surreal produce aisle prank. As etymology experts confirm, guacamole never meant “testicle sauce”—but try unseeing it now.

The star-naming spectacle eclipsed even the forbidden eclipse itself, with Coldplay fans now Googling “How to register a star in your name?” and “What happens if two people buy the same star?” Astronomers warn that cosmic real estate is non-binding, yet Martin’s gesture has inspired a flurry of midnight serenades and a brief spike in Icelandic telescope rentals.

After the crash, hive boxes were recovered and restored, but millions of bees buzzed freely, with many expected to go wild or join local colonies. The scene turned Weidkamp Road into a surreal, buzzing rescue zone, as beekeepers and officials joked, “By morning, most bees should have returned to their hives.”

Confusion rippled through the historic cathedral as raw chickens in diapers took center stage, stunning both dignitaries and clergy. The performance left officials apologizing for the odd poultry twist, while guests struggled to process the feather-free choreography.

The proposal involves sending living bacteria across 790 million miles to test survival in Enceladus’s frozen plumes. Critics call this “cosmic contamination,” while some researchers compare it to gardening on interstellar ice. The result: Saturn’s moon may soon host Earth’s tiniest invaders.

After Dobbs, Texas officers wield Flock’s ALPR tech—spanning 6,809 networks—to pursue abortion suspects even in legal states. Friends’ tips can spark a nationwide manhunt, all logged with chillingly blunt reasons like “had an abortion.” Privacy now feels like a relic of the past.

Following accusations from Father Zareh Ashuryan likening Pashinyan to Judas and implying non-Christian status due to alleged circumcision, the Prime Minister's retort has ignited debates on the boundaries between state and religious institutions. The Church's response, or lack thereof, to such unorthodox confrontations raises questions about the evolving dynamics of Armenian politics and spirituality.

After enrolling in January 2024, the man obtained federal Temporary Protective Status and guardianship from a local family, raising questions about document verification processes.

Among the most jaw-dropping moments in presidential gift lore, a 6ft rug with Bill and Hillary Clinton’s faces—woven in record time by 12 Azerbaijani women—outshines even the infamous 300lb meat. Such extravagant diplomacy gifts have fueled countless viral news stories on U.S. politics.

Police arrived to mediate after the Walmart customer’s $1300 avocado error, drawing crowds and sparking Reddit debates about self-checkout disasters and user mistakes. As witnesses recounted, the man’s panic peaked when he loudly declared, 'I’m calling the cops!'—turning routine grocery shopping into farce.