Long Island MRI Machine Launches Necklace Into Orbit, Stuns Doctors

Fresh from the airborne necklace spectacle, hospital staff scramble for answers as "MRI safety protocol failure" and "magnetic field mishaps" dominate trending forums. The necklace’s acrobatics outshone even the hospital’s annual talent show, with nurses joking that next year’s event may need a metal detector and a physics consultant. "Nothing in training covered levitating jewelry," one technician quipped dryly.
MRI machine on Long Island flings 14-inch chain necklace skyward, baffling doctors and sparking Google searches for "MRI safety" and "magnetic accidents". Imagine jewelry performing zero-gravity ballet across hospital tiles.