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Tech CEO's 'AI' App Unmasked as Call Center Scam—Deceptive Tech or Genius Marketing?

Tech CEO’s ‘AI’ app revealed as call center scam—artificial intelligence meets artificially intelligent staffing.

💻Technology

Silicon Valley Crosswalk Button Mimics Musk and Zuckerberg

Silicon Valley crosswalk button hacked to mimic Musk and Zuckerberg—pedestrian safety now comes with a side of tech ego.

Florida Man Threw Bottles of Pee on Business That Denied Him Interview

Florida man hurls pee bottles at business after interview snub—career advice now includes staying hydrated and unhinged.

🔬Science

Sperm Racing: Unbelievable New Sport Set to Take Over Los Angeles

Get ready, LA! A new sport is hitting the scene that’s sure to leave you racing to the finish line — literally.

🎨Culture

Florida Woman Arrested for Selling Human Bones at Her Curio Shop

Florida woman busted for selling human bones in her curio shop—retail therapy takes a dark turn into the anatomical.

📅 News: 2025-04-12

WTF Meter 🧐 6.8/10

Florida Woman Calls Student ‘Sexy Chocolate’ While Making Him Rub Her Feet

An assistant principal in Florida has taken ‘hands-on’ learning to a new level, as she allegedly made a student rub her feet while sweet-talking him. This might break new ground in inappropriate behavior!

Alabama Officials Face Lawsuit Over Alleged Organ Harvesting

Alabama officials sued for alleged inmate organ harvesting—true crime and dystopia merge in the Deep South's darkest subplot yet.

⚖️Politics

Congressional Committee Votes to Stop Funding the Taliban

Congress votes to cut funding to the Taliban—bureaucracy finally catches up with irony in foreign policy’s longest-running whoopsie.

Florida Man Confused Over Stolen Marijuana: 'We Were Parked!'

Florida man baffled after weed stolen from parked car—apparently, "parked" doesn’t mean "safe from crime."

📅 News: 2025-04-11

WTF Meter 🧐 7.5/10

💻Technology

🕒 2025-04-11

Education Secretary Wants AI in Kindergartens—No, Not for Learning

Education Secretary advocates for AI in kindergartens—soon, kids will have tech teaching them everything but how to color inside the lines.