Education Secretary Mistakes AI for A1 Sauce: Condiment Goes Viral!

Education Secretary mistakes AI for A1 sauce—nothing says tech expertise like confusing artificial intelligence with a steak marinade.
Education Secretary mistakes AI for A1 sauce—nothing says tech expertise like confusing artificial intelligence with a steak marinade.
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